joysweeper

You know something(one of all too many things) I hate? When it's late at night, I want to close some tabs and go to bed, and the computer decides to fail massively. Nice, computer. Nice. Yes yes, I'm about to stop anyway, but I'd like the chance to save my linkspam, at least.

This is "Take On Me Literal Version." Piiipe wrench fiiight...

Gods. The Customer Is Not Always Right. There are some gems there. This one's my favorite.

Chippendales, The Golden Years

Bakery | Syracuse, NY, USA

(Four elderly men enter the store. They are all at least 70, balding, and at least one has a cane.)

Manager: “Hi, what can I get for you?”

Elderly Man #1: “Are those bagels hot, young lady?”

Manager: “They’re pretty hot. They’ve been out about ten minutes.”

Elderly Man #2: “But are they as hot as us?”

I bought a two-disc version of Iron Man on the weekend; it came with a seven dollar rebate. Watched everything on it. Squee! It really is my favorite non-Star Wars movie, you know. My very favorite parts pertain to the robot arm subplot and all the Mark II suit stuff. It's just so much fun. Kind of annoying to hear that if I'd gone to Wall Mart I could have bought a version that comes with this one exclusive comic. Grr.

Also saw Wall-E in the cheap theaters. It was cute.