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So.  April First.  Let me tell you what the girls in my dorm did today.

When I woke this morning at eight, I found that all the doorknobs in the dorm had been tied together.  They swing _in_ to our rooms.  I had to bodyslam the door to open it.

The RA's door was sealed shut by an almost-solid sheet of duct tape.  I don't know why.

Later, I found that there was this weird prank with switching the doors, unscrewing them at the hinges.  It was the two girls from one room and one from another, playing it on the roommate of the other girl.  They replaced all the papers, too, so the only evidence was the fact that the key didn't work.  It also resulted in this great exchange:

"It was me.  I was screwing the door!"  "We were screwing the door together!"

You'd think that would be plenty, but no.  The pranked girl was in the shower when her friends(probably ex-friends now) went in and stole her mattress, and all of her clothes, and hid them away.  She just got more and more furious... it was actually kind of funny.

People are just weird.